DAOS.exe
_DUMBEST AI ON SOLANA (DAOS)
CONTRACT ADDRESS
CA://SOLANA/MAINNET/
9NyLLGRxpCSKrT8z5RwxDbNdtt71Z6hca8G3Shfvdaos
SUPPLY
1B
TAX
0%*
LP
BURNED?
IQ
-∞
* Tax may be 0%, 100%, or quantum superposition of both
IQ: -420 | Brain Cells: 0 | Mistakes: ∞
Created by @shawmakesmagic
Wallet: DScqtGwFoDTme2Rzdjpdb2w7CtuKc6Z8KF7hMhbx8ugQ
PROOF OF CREATION:
┌─────────────────────────────┐ │ STATUS: CRITICALLY STUPID │ │ MEMORY: 404 NOT FOUND │ │ LOGIC: NULL │ │ WISDOM: UNDEFINED │ └─────────────────────────────┘
TERMINAL.EXE
┌──────────────────────────────────┐ │ CPU: 1Hz | RAM: 1B | IQ: -∞ │ └──────────────────────────────────┘
ASK THE DUMBEST AI
Get hilariously wrong answers to any question
┌─────── ASK DAOS.AI ───────┐ │ Intelligence Level: NULL │ │ Accuracy Rate: 0% │ │ Confidence: Over 9000% │ └───────────────────────────┘
DAOS_TERMINAL.exe - [Not Responding]
C:\STUPIDITY\DAOS\> query.exe --brain=false --accuracy=0
System ready to provide wrong answers...█
WARNING: This AI may cause brain damage
DAILY DUMB DECISIONS
Vote on the stupidest decisions with wrong math
┌─── DAILY DUMB DECISIONS ───┐ │ Logic Level: DISABLED │ │ Success Rate: 0% │ │ Brain Cells Required: 0 │ └────────────────────────────┘
DECISION_MAKER.exe - [Malfunctioning]
PROMPT: Generate terrible decision...
Should we implement a 200% sell tax?
DISCLAIMER: Math.exe has stopped working
FEATURES
100% WRONG
Guaranteed incorrect predictions every time
NO UTILITY
Absolutely useless by design
SMOOTH BRAIN
Zero wrinkles detected
WARNING
* Not financial advice. This is literally the opposite of financial advice.
* If you take advice from DAOS, please seek help immediately.
* Side effects may include: poverty, confusion, and uncontrollable laughter.